A Dog's Thoughts on Swine Flu

Since us humans are obviously not thinking clearly or rationally, here is a dog's thoughts on Swine Flu. Starring Barry the Talking Dog.

A Dog's Thoughts on Botox

Since us humans are obviously not thinking clearly or rationally, here is a dog's thoughts on Botox and Plastic Surgery. Starring Barry the Talking Dog.

A Dog's Thoughts on Twitter

Since us humans are obviously not thinking clearly or rationally, here is a dog's thoughts on Twitter. Starring Barry the Talking Dog.

Best Quarterback Ever

Galz is officially the best quarterback ever, in the history of the NFL and the world. Chuck Norris is a slow old man, and throws like a girl, while Galz is quick on his feet, and has an arm like a cannon. You have just been Galzed.

Highest Jump Ever

Galz officially completes the Highest Jump Ever made, in the history of the world, shattering the World Record. If Chuck Norris took steroids and HGH for 2 straight years, he still wouldn't be able to jump anywhere near as high as Galz. You have just been Galzed.

Longest Alley Oop Ever

Galz officially completes the Longest Alley Oop Ever made, in the history of the world. Chuck Norris created the fighting style "Chun Kuk Do" by combining elements from every combat style he knows, while Galz created his own original style, which consists of nothing but hay makers. You have just been Galzed.

Best Baseball Catch Ever

Galz records the best baseball catch ever in the history of the world. Chuck Norris has recently been eating a ton of junk food to quickly gain an extra 20 pounds of fat, so he would no longer be in Galz's weight class. Galz went to the gym for 1 day, and caught up by adding 20 pounds of muscle. You have just been Galzed.