Ray Allen gets ready for Game 2 on Sunday by hitting the no-look over the shoulder halfcourt shot on Friday.
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DOG EXTREME PETE
This is one EXTREME doggy. Not only does he skateboard, but he also does water sports! I think he might give the skateboarding bulldog a run for his money!
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Clips From the Stern Show - Johnny Cochran on KCAL News
Johnnie Cochran Gets a Baba Booey on KCAL News by Captain Janks.
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Biggie and Tupac Freestyle Live at Madison Square Garden (Video)
Biggie and Tupac freestyle at Madison Square Garden, live in 1994. The quality is very low, but this is the first time I've ever seen any video footage to this historic concert.
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Flight of the Conchords - If You're Into It
From Episode 4 of the Flight of the Conchords on HBO, here's the video for "If You're Into It".
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Lakers great Magic Johnson and Celtics legend Larry Bird say rivalries never die. These half-faces things are getting very popular, enough that there will probably be one with James Catusco and Garrett Steinger very soon!
Viral Video of the Day (6/7/08)
There Can Only Be One: Magic and Bird
Lakers great Magic Johnson and Celtics legend Larry Bird say rivalries never die. These half-faces things are getting very popular, enough that there will probably be one with James Catusco and Garrett Steinger very soon!
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The Beatles - "You Got to hide your love away" (music video)
The music video for "You got to hide your love away" by the Beatles.
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Rare Live Sublime - "Scarlet Begonias"
Sublime performs "Scarlet Begonias" live from the '94-'96 dvd.
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NBA TV Top 5: June 5
NBA's Top 5 Plays for June 5th, 2008, Game 1 of the Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics. Celtics lead 1-0, but I'm still going with Lakers in 7.
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Nas - "Halftime"
The music video for "Halftime" by Nas from his debut, "Illmatic", aka one of the best hip-hop albums ever, aka better than ANY hip-hop album to come out in the last 8 years.
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The Best of CKY - Extended
Friday, June 6, 2008
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The best of the best of dvds 1 - 4 of CKY, before they were part of MTV's Jackass. This 7 minute clip clearly highlights why they got their own show.
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Rare Live Sublime - "Soldier Dub"
Sublime performs "Soldier Dub" live at Palookaville, in Santa Cruz, CA on June 7th, 1995.
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Juvenile - "Ha"
Juvenile during his Cashmoney years with the music video for his first single "Ha" off the album 400 degreez. While this song is catchy as hell, and decently cool, it is also the song that many people say ruined mainstream hip-hop, and turned it into what it is today. So basically, f*ck you Juvenile. Half of these dudes you hear on the radio today shouldn't be there. Half of these "hit" albums, would've never seen the light of day. It's the combination of this crap, and the passing of Biggie, that made the bar tremendously lower. With that said, you still have to consider this one a new age classic.
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A little league fight caught on video - watch as one player sucker punches another.
Viral Video of the Day (6/6/08)
Little League Punch
A little league fight caught on video - watch as one player sucker punches another.
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Flight of the Conchords - Prince of Parties
From Episode 10 of the Flight of the Conchords on HBO, here's the video for "Prince of Parties".
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Clips From the Stern Show - Michael Moore Bababooeyed
Michael Moore being interviewed on KCAL News, gets "bababooeyed" by the Great Captain Janks.
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Eminem Wake Up Show Freestyle
2 classic freestyles by Eminem on the Wake Up Show, that you've definitely heard, but most likely never seen, until now...
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I always knew that Howard Stern was one of the producers of this show, and all I know is, if he's behind it, then that's reason enough to give it a chance. Mix in some ridiculously hot girls, and I'm sold. I watched it for the first time ever last night, and I must say, that this is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen! Hulu.com has every episode, from all 3 seasons, and I can't recommend it enough. The first episode starts out with 2 Asian guys speaking perfect English, yet there's subtitles, also in English. Priceless. Check out ALL the episodes for free at http://www.hulu.com/son-of-the-beach.
Son of the Beach
I always knew that Howard Stern was one of the producers of this show, and all I know is, if he's behind it, then that's reason enough to give it a chance. Mix in some ridiculously hot girls, and I'm sold. I watched it for the first time ever last night, and I must say, that this is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen! Hulu.com has every episode, from all 3 seasons, and I can't recommend it enough. The first episode starts out with 2 Asian guys speaking perfect English, yet there's subtitles, also in English. Priceless. Check out ALL the episodes for free at http://www.hulu.com/son-of-the-beach.
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Top 10 Plays: NBA East Finals
Check out the top 10 plays from the Celtics and Pistons, including a powerful slam from Kevin Garnett.
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Top 10 Plays: NBA West Finals
Check out the Top 10 plays from the Lakers' victory over the Spurs in the Western Conference Finals.
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The Beatles - "Your Mother Should Know"
The music video for "Your Mother Should Know" by The Beatles, from the Magical Mystery Tour movie.
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Brand Nubian - "Slow Down"
The music video for "Slow Down" by Brand Nubian from their 1990 album, "One For All".
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Kevin Smith Rips a Heckler at Comic Con '07
The great Kevin Smith gets heckled by a guy at the Comic Con '07, and then casually rips him apart. The moral of this story is never heckle a hilarious guy with a mic.
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Jeff Buckley Live - So Real and Last Goodbye
Another performance left by the late, great (g.o.a.t.) Jeff Buckley.
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Coco Crisp Charges Mound: Red Sox-Rays Brawl
The fight started after Boston's Coco Crisp was hit on the right hip by a second-inning pitch from James Shields. Crisp dropped his bat, charged the mound and ducked a wild right by Shields before throwing a few punches himself.
Crisp was tackled to the ground by Tampa Bay catcher Dioner Navarro. Rays designated hitter Jonny Gomes charged the mound from the dugout, jumped on Navarro and Crisp, and threw several punches that hit Crisp while he was on the ground.
Crisp was tackled to the ground by Tampa Bay catcher Dioner Navarro. Rays designated hitter Jonny Gomes charged the mound from the dugout, jumped on Navarro and Crisp, and threw several punches that hit Crisp while he was on the ground.
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News Blooper - Cursing Fan Shocks Reporter
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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A newswoman is reporting live at Under Armor day at a baseball game, where 900 employees attended, and randomly asks a guy on line if he's having fun. His answer is hilarious.
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Clips From the Stern Show - Captain Janks on FOX News
Captain Janks calls in to FOX News during a shark attack story, as the lifeguard on duty during the incident. He strings him along for about a minute, and then yells bababooey a bunch of times, and tells the reporter that he sucks. Classic.
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Sweet Half Court Shot Wins Game
This looks like a middle school game, which makes this shot even more impressive, but either way, a half court shot at the buzzer is always cool.
Sweet Half Court Shot Wins Game - Watch more free videos
Sweet Half Court Shot Wins Game - Watch more free videos
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The GZA - "In Da Club" Freestyle
The GZA freestyles to the "In Da Club" (50 Cent) instrumental on Rap City the Basement.
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When skating down a stair rail you always want to make sure there's plenty of room to land.
http://www.break.com/index/skater-fence-faceplant.html
Viral Video of the Day (6/5/08) - Skater Fence Faceplant
Skater Fence Faceplant
When skating down a stair rail you always want to make sure there's plenty of room to land.
http://www.break.com/index/skater-fence-faceplant.html
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Flight of the Conchords - Leggie Blonde
From Episode 7 of the Flight of the Conchords on HBO, here's the video for "Leggie Blonde".
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Rare Live Sublime - "Work That We Do"
Sublime performs "Work That We Do" Live at the House of Blues from 1996.
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Jay-Z - I Can't Get Wit That [1994 Rare & Unreleased]
From the "Streets is Watching" DVD by Jay-Z, here's the video for "I Can't Get Wit That" from 1994.
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Single Punch Knockdowns
A bunch of pro boxing's single punch knockdowns from the SecondsOut archives.
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Newsday Write-Up on Peter Toh!
Check out the article on Peter Toh in Long Island's Newsday! It's available online now, and will be officially released in the actual paper on Sunday, so be sure to check it out. Many thanks to Glenn Gamboa of Newsday for a great write-up! Check out the full story below or the original on Newsday.com
The singer-songwriter from Roslyn just happened to be sitting around with rapper Lil Mama, Miss "Lip Gloss" herself, and her father after working on building their studio. When they started talking about needing another song for her debut album, "VYP: Voice of the Young People" (Jive), Toh said he had exactly what they were looking for and pulled out his song "Truly in Love."
"They loved it and said, 'Let's record it right now,'" Toh says. "I'm so glad it worked out."
Not only did "Truly in Love" work out well enough to land on Lil Mama's debut, she kept Toh on the song, making him one of the album's collaborators along with Chris Brown and T-Pain.
"I'm really proud of it," Toh says. "It's a good dose of validation because it's so hard getting out there."
Now, Toh is focused on getting himself out there. He is planning to release his debut single, "Bone Structure," to iTunes next month and is working on material for his debut album rather than trying to go out and get a record company to support it.
Along with his manager, Adam Schleichkorn, Toh has created hiddentracktv.com to promote his music as well as other indie-minded videos. (The site is currently spotlighting another collaboration between Toh and Lil Mama called "Fire.")
Toh says his indie streak comes from immersing himself in Long Island's indie-rock scene, following in the footsteps of Glassjaw and The Movielife.
"I want to create a hybrid, something new, but not abstract," he says. "I want to be on rock radio. I want to do a new rock music, rock with a dash of something new."
Contact The Long Island Sound at thelisound@gmail.com or add ndmus as a friend at MySpace or imeem.
For Roslyn's Peter Toh, it's 'Love' at first sound
Peter Toh says it was a case of being in the right place at the right time.The singer-songwriter from Roslyn just happened to be sitting around with rapper Lil Mama, Miss "Lip Gloss" herself, and her father after working on building their studio. When they started talking about needing another song for her debut album, "VYP: Voice of the Young People" (Jive), Toh said he had exactly what they were looking for and pulled out his song "Truly in Love."
"They loved it and said, 'Let's record it right now,'" Toh says. "I'm so glad it worked out."
Not only did "Truly in Love" work out well enough to land on Lil Mama's debut, she kept Toh on the song, making him one of the album's collaborators along with Chris Brown and T-Pain.
"I'm really proud of it," Toh says. "It's a good dose of validation because it's so hard getting out there."
Now, Toh is focused on getting himself out there. He is planning to release his debut single, "Bone Structure," to iTunes next month and is working on material for his debut album rather than trying to go out and get a record company to support it.
Along with his manager, Adam Schleichkorn, Toh has created hiddentracktv.com to promote his music as well as other indie-minded videos. (The site is currently spotlighting another collaboration between Toh and Lil Mama called "Fire.")
Toh says his indie streak comes from immersing himself in Long Island's indie-rock scene, following in the footsteps of Glassjaw and The Movielife.
"I want to create a hybrid, something new, but not abstract," he says. "I want to be on rock radio. I want to do a new rock music, rock with a dash of something new."
Contact The Long Island Sound at thelisound@gmail.com or add ndmus as a friend at MySpace or imeem.
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Def Squad - "Full Cooperation"
The music video for "Full Cooperation" by Def Squad (Redman, Keith Murray, and Eric Sermon).
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Classic Music Videos - "Something" by The Beatles
The music video for "Something" by The Beatles, which was made with pretty much all personal shots of them just hanging out and having a good time, but still doing the song much justice. George Harrison was ridiculously underrated, and had a bunch of great songs that are right up there with Paul and John.
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Flight of the Conchords - I'm Not Crying
From Episode 1 of the Flight of the Conchords on HBO, here's the video for "I'm Not Crying". For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland.
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Rob Dyrdek and Big Black on the DC Skateboarding Video
Before the hit MTV show "Rob and Big", here's some old footage of Rob Dyrdek and Big Black on DC's Skateboarding video. This definitely helped them get the show.
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UFC 85: Matt Hughes vs. Thiago Alves
Matt Hughes is back! He'll fight Thiago "Pitbull" Alves at UFC 85, live June 7th.
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Barack Obama's Victory Speech on June 3, 2008
On the evening he wins the Democratic Party's nomination for president, Barack Obama speaks from St. Paul, Minnesota. Now that the nominee is decided, let's get a Democrat in the office!
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Pharoahe Monch Freestyle on the Wake Up Show
This is a freestyle Pharoahe Monch did on Sway & Tech's Wake Up Show about 10 years ago.
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Rare Live Sublime - "Some Girls Look Good"
Sublime performs "Some Girls Look Good" live from their 1994-1996 dvd.
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This is the first interactive video on YouTube! You can't embed these, but click the link, it's definitely worth checking out!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tbEei0I3kMQ
Viral Video of the Day (6/4/08)
Interactive Card Trick
This is the first interactive video on YouTube! You can't embed these, but click the link, it's definitely worth checking out!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tbEei0I3kMQ
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Worst List Ever - Yahoo's 25 Best Alternative Rock Bands of the 90's
Here at Hidden Track TV, we often poke fun at our own top 10 lists by Dan Taft, but we assure you, we're just kidding (most of the time). The vast majority of Dan's lists are actually very solid, and I have to say that his worst list is about 100 times better than the following list by Yahoo, where they listed the 25 Best Alternative Rock Bands of the 90's. This is by far the most piss-poor list I have ever witnessed in my entire life, made by people who apparently have zero knowledge on the subject. So here it is, Yahoo's Top 25 Best Alternative Rock Bands of the 90's, aka the Worst List Ever...
25. Sebadoh
24. Dinosaur Jr.
23. Sonic Youth
22. Pavement
21. Flaming Lips
20. Cracker
19. Beck
18. Weezer
17. Giant Sand
16. Afghan Whigs
15. The Breeders
14. Belle and Sebastian
13. Elliot Smith
12. Mudhoney
11. PJ Harvey
10. Nirvana
9. Guided By Voices
8. Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
7. Vic Chesnutt
6. The Fall
5. Mark Lanegan
4. Julian Cope
3. American Music Club
2. Red House Painters
1. Tom Waits
Who in their right mind puts Nirvana at number 10? Has anyone else ever heard of any of the choices for numbers 2 through 8? I didn't think so. There's so many great bands that didn't even make it in the top 25, that I'm giving you my top 10 Alternative Bands of the 90's, to clear things up...
10. Pearl Jam
9. Beck
8. Smashing Pumpkins
7. Weezer
6. Soundgarden
5. Radiohead
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
3. Nine Inch Nails
2. Stone Temple Pilots
1. Nirvana
25. Sebadoh
24. Dinosaur Jr.
23. Sonic Youth
22. Pavement
21. Flaming Lips
20. Cracker
19. Beck
18. Weezer
17. Giant Sand
16. Afghan Whigs
15. The Breeders
14. Belle and Sebastian
13. Elliot Smith
12. Mudhoney
11. PJ Harvey
10. Nirvana
9. Guided By Voices
8. Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
7. Vic Chesnutt
6. The Fall
5. Mark Lanegan
4. Julian Cope
3. American Music Club
2. Red House Painters
1. Tom Waits
Who in their right mind puts Nirvana at number 10? Has anyone else ever heard of any of the choices for numbers 2 through 8? I didn't think so. There's so many great bands that didn't even make it in the top 25, that I'm giving you my top 10 Alternative Bands of the 90's, to clear things up...
10. Pearl Jam
9. Beck
8. Smashing Pumpkins
7. Weezer
6. Soundgarden
5. Radiohead
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
3. Nine Inch Nails
2. Stone Temple Pilots
1. Nirvana
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Movie Trailers - "The House Bunny" Starring Anna Ferris
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
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The new comedy due out this summer starring Anna Ferris (Scary Movie) as a playboy playmate, who gets kicked out of the mansion and is forced to find a job. She takes over as a house mom for the lamest sorority on campus, and of course turns it into the coolest one. Howard Stern brought this up yesterday, and said it's one of those horrendous movies, that actually looks funny, and I kind of agree.
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WEC Superfight: Urijah Faber vs. Jens Pulver
UFC legend Jens Pulver challenges WEC Featherweight Champion Urijah Faber on Sunday, June 1. This is the biggest 145-lb matchup in mixed martial arts history. Don't miss this fight, topping off a huge night of fights on VERSUS! Visit http://www.versus.com to find out what channel Versus is on in your area. This is no Elite XC bout, the WEC is owned by the UFC, and it and these fighters are legit.
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Rare Live Sublime - "Jailhouse"
Sublime performs "Jailhouse" live in 1994, from the "Stories, Tales, Lies, and Exaggerations" dvd.
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Redman and Method Man on the Wake Up Show
Redman and Method Man stop by the Wake Up Show for an interview, and some freestyling at the end.
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Flight of the Conchords - Cheer Up Murray
From Episode 11 of the Flight of the Conchords on HBO, here's the video for "Cheer Up Murray".
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Shaq Curses on Live TV
After beating Toronto by one point back in 03-04 season with the Lakers, Shaq takes his frustration out on a reporter, while live on tv.
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Minnesota Twins pitcher Nick Blackburn gets hit in the face by a line drive up the middle by Bobby Abreu of the New York Yankess in the fifth inning.
Viral Video of the Day (6/3/08)
Nick Blackburn hit in the face by a Baseball
Minnesota Twins pitcher Nick Blackburn gets hit in the face by a line drive up the middle by Bobby Abreu of the New York Yankess in the fifth inning.
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Skater Fight Of The Day
This is a classic. Most skaters have seen this a million times and then wished they could always have Mike V with them at all times. I just gotta get this one out the way before we can move on to more skateboarding violence.
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The Worst Basketball Player Ever Speaks Out
Monday, June 2, 2008
Adam Schleichkorn,
Hidden Track TV,
James Catusco,
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Videos,
Worst Basketball Player Ever Series
The Worst Basketball Player Ever, James Catusco, addresses the public for the first time ever.
Are you better (or worse) than James Catusco? Post a Video Response showing your skills (or lack of skills), and WIN a chance to play James 1-on-1 or other great prizes!
Join the James Catusco Fan Club -
http://youtube.com/group/jcfanclub
Music by Peter Toh titled "Missing Link". For the full version, go to
http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic
Are you better (or worse) than James Catusco? Post a Video Response showing your skills (or lack of skills), and WIN a chance to play James 1-on-1 or other great prizes!
Join the James Catusco Fan Club -
http://youtube.com/group/jcfanclub
Music by Peter Toh titled "Missing Link". For the full version, go to
http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic
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There are several criteria that go along with this list. Not just any actor or actress can be considered one of the worst. Por ejemplo, Paris Hilton is certainly garbage at everything she does, but she doesn’t even deserve to be considered an actress to make this list. And while we’re on the topic, there will be no crappy teeny bopper actors or actresses on this list, because I refuse to watch their crappy movies and therefore do not fully appreciate the entire scope of their crappiness. So, without further a-you know, here are the top 10 (plus 1) worst actors bar none:
11. Nicholas Cage - Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand Nicholas Cage, but only sometimes. He has no range, but what he does do well is play a giant pussy. Because of this, there are some movies he has starred in that are actually very good, including, but not limited to: “Wild at Heart,” “Matchstick Men,” “Leaving Las Vegas,” “Moonstruck,” and “Adaptation.” However, when I see a movie like “Lord of War,” or “Ghostrider,” or “Next,” or any of the other 326 horrible movies he has attempted to make, I realize just how shitty he really is. Please don’t try to act, Cage, because you can’t. When he tries to have any accent, it’s just sad. He sounded like a bad 20’s gangster impersonator with a slight Boston accent when he was in the 9/11 movie- why didn’t they just cast someone who could pull off a New York accent? Also, why do people cast him as a sort of young, bad ass action hero, like in “Ghostrider,” when he’s just a big old pussy. We all know he’s a big old pussy who can’t act, so just make the guy play parts where he’s an old ass pussy. Then I can suspend my disbelief for 90 minutes.
10. George Clooney - This is a guy who probably never should have made it off the set of “Roseanne.” That was his comfort zone. He can only play one type of character, and I can’t even really describe what that is. He’s usually the worst actor in whichever movie he’s in, and the majority of the movies he is in aren’t very good to begin with. The “Ocean’s Eleven” remake was decent, and “Michael Clayton” wasn’t bad, but pretty much everything else he does is gargamel. And he does it all exactly the same way in each flick. Boooooooo.
9. Gregory Peck - A throwback shitty actor in the mold of a Charlton Heston type, Gregory Peck tried to singlehandedly ruin every film he’s ever been in. And he’s come very close several times. “The Omen” is still a classic despite his best efforts to make it suck, and although I’m not a huge fan, he wasn’t able to effectively ruin “Rosemary’s Baby” either. We all understand he’s from that old school thespian squad that Heston was created by as well, but maybe that old school thespian shit wasn’t the best method of acting. The bellowing stage voice isn’t really necessary in film, and perhaps once in a while you could attempt to act slightly differently then you did in your last bad movie. Thanks Pecker.
8. Ben Assfleck - I still love “Mallrats” and I like his little appearances in “Jay and Slient Bob Strike Back,” and “Good Will Hunting” is a good flick, even though we all know who did all the work on that one, but really, truly, Assfleck is terrible. He has starred in countless horrid movies that I refuse to ever see, and that’s just how it’s going to be in my world. No Assfleck films, please, ever. Just stick to doing something else you’re good at, like fucking women in uncomfortable places, such as the back of a Volkswagon or in the assholio.
7. Jay Szy - Otherwise known as the Number One Fronta, Jay Szy is a piss poor actor from the “No Title” compilation movies, often appearing as a clueless friend who requires 29 takes to get 7 words out of his mouth. Just keep drinkin’ Jay and your acting will surely improve.
6. J-Lo - Every time she dies in the movie, it instantly gets a little bit better. She can’t sing, she really can’t act, but she is hot. Or at least she was. Didn’t she squeeze out a couple of pups recently? Taco flavored kisses for my Ben…
5. Ryan Reynolds - Each and every one of his movies is bad and very unfunny. There was actually one that was decent, but I can’t remember what it was and I’m ashamed to even admit that I wrote that right now. What’s wrong with me? (It was that “Just Friends” movie; a big tub of Ben & Jerry’s and that flick and I can just laugh and cry all my troubles away, nah mean girlfriend?)
4. Vin Diesel - Borderline doesn’t deserve to be here because of my initial criteria, but he gets on here anyway. Only decent movie he’s been in was “Boiler Room,” and he wasn’t the reason that movie was alright. The Fast and Furious movies suck, the Triple X movies suck, and everything else he’s done sucks. Where’s the Hulkster when you need him?
3. Rappers - Aside from Mos Def and Tupac, rappers can’t act. To be fair, most Rock Stars make crappy actors as well (not you Bowie), but for some reason it seems rappers are in a lot more movies. And those movies are bad. If you have no range, no talent, and are in movies acting exactly as you would in your everyday life, that’s not acting. Just ask Laurence Fishburne what he thinks about these talentless hacks stinking up the silver screen. I’ll tell you what he thinks- he thinks what I think! They suck! (Except for my man Mighty Mos’ and the Late, Great 2-Pack). Stay out of Fishburne’s shot, 4 Bits!
2. Keanu Reeves - Okay, he’s been in some good movies too, but I don’t understand how or why. I won’t list the ones I like here, but I will say that as good as “The Matrix” was, the sequels sucked and Keanu sucked and he always kind of sucks. He can play one role: dumb surfer guy. And he plays that role in every movie he’s in no matter what the character is supposed to be. Example (and some of these he is supposed to kind of be a dumb surfer guy but some he is not): “Point Break” (good flick), “The Matrices,” “Parenthood,” “Constantine” (horrible), “Johnny Mnemonic” (horrid), “Speed 1,2,3,4, and 5-12,” and “Dracula” in which Gary Oldman is brilliant and Keanu is just pathetic. You suck Keanu, but I might still be interested in seeing some of your movies which may be good even though you suck so hard (note the latent homosexuality).
1. Kevin Costner - WINNA! When I was a wee laddie, I saw “Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves,” and I thought it was the Bees’ Knees. Well lo and behold, I saw that movie at around age 20 and realized something. The story of Robin Hood takes place during the time of the Crusades in England. I believe this was well before America was even “re-discovered” by whitey. Therefore, all characters, at least the English ones, have English accents, which makes a lot of sense. Azeem, portrayed by the man, Mr. Morgan Freeman, has a sort of African accent, as he plays an African character. Even Christian Slater pulls off the English accent in this movie. And then there’s Robin Hood- the big star. Only Robin Hood sounds like a guy from Ohio. Why, oh why-o do I hear Ohio? Because Kevin Costner can’t fucking act! He tried to Gregory Peck this flick, and he may have succeeded. There are no English dark age people with Mid American accents. This makes less sense than Chewbacca living on Endor! This guy has made too many bad flicks to list. And yes, he’s in a couple of good movies, but if you pay close attention (doesn’t even have to be that close), you’ll realize he’s the worst actor in those movies as well. How KC keeps getting work is beyond me- he’s terrible, and you, reader, are terrible for liking this guy. Shame on you.
Top 10 Worst Actors Bar None (plus 1)
There are several criteria that go along with this list. Not just any actor or actress can be considered one of the worst. Por ejemplo, Paris Hilton is certainly garbage at everything she does, but she doesn’t even deserve to be considered an actress to make this list. And while we’re on the topic, there will be no crappy teeny bopper actors or actresses on this list, because I refuse to watch their crappy movies and therefore do not fully appreciate the entire scope of their crappiness. So, without further a-you know, here are the top 10 (plus 1) worst actors bar none:11. Nicholas Cage - Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand Nicholas Cage, but only sometimes. He has no range, but what he does do well is play a giant pussy. Because of this, there are some movies he has starred in that are actually very good, including, but not limited to: “Wild at Heart,” “Matchstick Men,” “Leaving Las Vegas,” “Moonstruck,” and “Adaptation.” However, when I see a movie like “Lord of War,” or “Ghostrider,” or “Next,” or any of the other 326 horrible movies he has attempted to make, I realize just how shitty he really is. Please don’t try to act, Cage, because you can’t. When he tries to have any accent, it’s just sad. He sounded like a bad 20’s gangster impersonator with a slight Boston accent when he was in the 9/11 movie- why didn’t they just cast someone who could pull off a New York accent? Also, why do people cast him as a sort of young, bad ass action hero, like in “Ghostrider,” when he’s just a big old pussy. We all know he’s a big old pussy who can’t act, so just make the guy play parts where he’s an old ass pussy. Then I can suspend my disbelief for 90 minutes.
10. George Clooney - This is a guy who probably never should have made it off the set of “Roseanne.” That was his comfort zone. He can only play one type of character, and I can’t even really describe what that is. He’s usually the worst actor in whichever movie he’s in, and the majority of the movies he is in aren’t very good to begin with. The “Ocean’s Eleven” remake was decent, and “Michael Clayton” wasn’t bad, but pretty much everything else he does is gargamel. And he does it all exactly the same way in each flick. Boooooooo.
9. Gregory Peck - A throwback shitty actor in the mold of a Charlton Heston type, Gregory Peck tried to singlehandedly ruin every film he’s ever been in. And he’s come very close several times. “The Omen” is still a classic despite his best efforts to make it suck, and although I’m not a huge fan, he wasn’t able to effectively ruin “Rosemary’s Baby” either. We all understand he’s from that old school thespian squad that Heston was created by as well, but maybe that old school thespian shit wasn’t the best method of acting. The bellowing stage voice isn’t really necessary in film, and perhaps once in a while you could attempt to act slightly differently then you did in your last bad movie. Thanks Pecker.
8. Ben Assfleck - I still love “Mallrats” and I like his little appearances in “Jay and Slient Bob Strike Back,” and “Good Will Hunting” is a good flick, even though we all know who did all the work on that one, but really, truly, Assfleck is terrible. He has starred in countless horrid movies that I refuse to ever see, and that’s just how it’s going to be in my world. No Assfleck films, please, ever. Just stick to doing something else you’re good at, like fucking women in uncomfortable places, such as the back of a Volkswagon or in the assholio.
7. Jay Szy - Otherwise known as the Number One Fronta, Jay Szy is a piss poor actor from the “No Title” compilation movies, often appearing as a clueless friend who requires 29 takes to get 7 words out of his mouth. Just keep drinkin’ Jay and your acting will surely improve.
6. J-Lo - Every time she dies in the movie, it instantly gets a little bit better. She can’t sing, she really can’t act, but she is hot. Or at least she was. Didn’t she squeeze out a couple of pups recently? Taco flavored kisses for my Ben…
5. Ryan Reynolds - Each and every one of his movies is bad and very unfunny. There was actually one that was decent, but I can’t remember what it was and I’m ashamed to even admit that I wrote that right now. What’s wrong with me? (It was that “Just Friends” movie; a big tub of Ben & Jerry’s and that flick and I can just laugh and cry all my troubles away, nah mean girlfriend?)
4. Vin Diesel - Borderline doesn’t deserve to be here because of my initial criteria, but he gets on here anyway. Only decent movie he’s been in was “Boiler Room,” and he wasn’t the reason that movie was alright. The Fast and Furious movies suck, the Triple X movies suck, and everything else he’s done sucks. Where’s the Hulkster when you need him?
3. Rappers - Aside from Mos Def and Tupac, rappers can’t act. To be fair, most Rock Stars make crappy actors as well (not you Bowie), but for some reason it seems rappers are in a lot more movies. And those movies are bad. If you have no range, no talent, and are in movies acting exactly as you would in your everyday life, that’s not acting. Just ask Laurence Fishburne what he thinks about these talentless hacks stinking up the silver screen. I’ll tell you what he thinks- he thinks what I think! They suck! (Except for my man Mighty Mos’ and the Late, Great 2-Pack). Stay out of Fishburne’s shot, 4 Bits!
2. Keanu Reeves - Okay, he’s been in some good movies too, but I don’t understand how or why. I won’t list the ones I like here, but I will say that as good as “The Matrix” was, the sequels sucked and Keanu sucked and he always kind of sucks. He can play one role: dumb surfer guy. And he plays that role in every movie he’s in no matter what the character is supposed to be. Example (and some of these he is supposed to kind of be a dumb surfer guy but some he is not): “Point Break” (good flick), “The Matrices,” “Parenthood,” “Constantine” (horrible), “Johnny Mnemonic” (horrid), “Speed 1,2,3,4, and 5-12,” and “Dracula” in which Gary Oldman is brilliant and Keanu is just pathetic. You suck Keanu, but I might still be interested in seeing some of your movies which may be good even though you suck so hard (note the latent homosexuality).
1. Kevin Costner - WINNA! When I was a wee laddie, I saw “Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves,” and I thought it was the Bees’ Knees. Well lo and behold, I saw that movie at around age 20 and realized something. The story of Robin Hood takes place during the time of the Crusades in England. I believe this was well before America was even “re-discovered” by whitey. Therefore, all characters, at least the English ones, have English accents, which makes a lot of sense. Azeem, portrayed by the man, Mr. Morgan Freeman, has a sort of African accent, as he plays an African character. Even Christian Slater pulls off the English accent in this movie. And then there’s Robin Hood- the big star. Only Robin Hood sounds like a guy from Ohio. Why, oh why-o do I hear Ohio? Because Kevin Costner can’t fucking act! He tried to Gregory Peck this flick, and he may have succeeded. There are no English dark age people with Mid American accents. This makes less sense than Chewbacca living on Endor! This guy has made too many bad flicks to list. And yes, he’s in a couple of good movies, but if you pay close attention (doesn’t even have to be that close), you’ll realize he’s the worst actor in those movies as well. How KC keeps getting work is beyond me- he’s terrible, and you, reader, are terrible for liking this guy. Shame on you.
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UFC President Dana White says Kimbo Slice will get KILLED in the UFC
UFC President Dana White says Kimbo Slice would get killed in the UFC, addresses the Shamrock brothers' fight, Randy Couture on leaving the UFC, Tito Ortiz leaving after his next fight, and some other cool stuff.
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Leaning Tower of Pisa Model Knocked over by Reporter
Guy works hard to complete a model of the leaning tower of pisa for a world record in the genius book of records, but he is awaiting the arrival of the judges from genius to take a photo, but before they can it gets knocked over by reporter.
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How to be Awesome at Skateboarding
This dude goes over the necessary steps you must take, to become awesome at skateboarding.
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Fascinating interview with Michio Kaku, speaking about his new book "Physics of the Impossible". Dr. Kaku explains with how Physics one day may allow us to go back in time. Humorous, enlightening, and thought provoking.
Viral Video of the Day (6/2/08)
Michio Kaku: Time Travel, Parallel Universes, and Reality
Fascinating interview with Michio Kaku, speaking about his new book "Physics of the Impossible". Dr. Kaku explains with how Physics one day may allow us to go back in time. Humorous, enlightening, and thought provoking.
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Skater Fight Of The Day
Mike Vallely and Bam Margera. This is the first of many videos featuring Skateboarding's Security Gaurd Mike Vallely, who has tons of fights to appear on this blog. Enjoy
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Ghostface and Raekwon Freestyle
Ghostface and Raekwon Freestyle back in the mid 90's. There are 75 ratings of this video on Youtube, and all 75 people rated it 5 stars. That's real talk. Wu-Tang will always be the greatest hip-hop group of all time.
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Flight of the Conchords - The Humans Are Dead
Both parts of "Robots," a song featured in the pilot episode of Flight of the Conchords. It's also the ninth track on their self-titled full length that was released in April.
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Richard Christy Talks about being a Drummer
Richard Christy was inspired to play drums after hearing Alex Van Halen's drumming in the Van Halen song "Hot for Teacher".[2] His skills were honed while living in a storage garage over a period of years in Florida. Since there were no neighbors to bother, Christy could practice his drumming well into the night without the worry of someone calling the police.
Christy has played in many bands, including Iced Earth, Burning Inside, Death and Control Denied. Christy joined Death after meeting Chuck Schuldiner in a bookstore while the band was looking for a new drummer after the departure of Gene Hoglan. Christy recorded three albums with Death (The Sound of Perseverance released in 1998, Live in L.A. (Death & Raw), 2001, and Live in Eindhoven, also 2001) and one album with Control Denied, The Fragile Art of Existence released in 1999. Some of his former bandmates have been interviewed by Howard 100 News where they understood his move to comedy, saying that his unusual sense of humor and antics kept them entertained while on tour.
Christy has played in many bands, including Iced Earth, Burning Inside, Death and Control Denied. Christy joined Death after meeting Chuck Schuldiner in a bookstore while the band was looking for a new drummer after the departure of Gene Hoglan. Christy recorded three albums with Death (The Sound of Perseverance released in 1998, Live in L.A. (Death & Raw), 2001, and Live in Eindhoven, also 2001) and one album with Control Denied, The Fragile Art of Existence released in 1999. Some of his former bandmates have been interviewed by Howard 100 News where they understood his move to comedy, saying that his unusual sense of humor and antics kept them entertained while on tour.
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Nirvana - "Lithium" Live @ MTV VMA 1992
Nirvana performs "Lithium" Live at the MTV Video Music Awards in 1992.
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EliteXC: Kimbo Slice talks about his past and his MMA future
Kimbo Slice talks about his past and his MMA future...This is an old clip, but definitely makes you like the guy a lot more, as it shows him out of the ring.
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Rare Live Sublime - "Big Salty Tears"
Bradley Nowell performs "Big Salty Tears" Live (solo/acoustic) at the Firecracker Lounge on February 2nd, 1995.
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Lost Boyz - Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless
The music video for "Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless" by the Lost Boyz.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_pvKRUEAu30
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_pvKRUEAu30
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News Of The World - 6/02/2008
Click on links to view article.
Self Destructing DVD's Add To Waste
Self Destructing DVD's Add To Waste
Middle Of USA Is Middle Of Nowhere
Plane Crash Luckily Everyone Had Parachutes
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New World Record - 100 Meter Dash
Usain Bolt broke the world record for the 100 meter dash, at a meet in New York Saturday. The Jamaican sprinter raced to the tape in a time of 9.72 seconds, breaking countryman Asafa Powell's mark by .02 seconds.
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Skateboarding Bulldog
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Random Web Stuff,
Videos
The infamous skateboarding bulldog...Tyson the Dog is no ordinary dog!
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Rza, Inspectah Deck & Slum Village - Wake Up Show Freestyle
The Rza, Inspectah Deck & Slum Village freestyle at the Wake Up Show.
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Flight of the Conchords - Business Time
From Episode 1 of the Flight of the Conchords on HBO, here's the video for "Business Time".
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Rare Live Sublime - "Great Stone"
Sublime performs "Great Stone" Live at the Capitol Ballroom in Washington, DC on February 21st, 1996.
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Clips From the Stern Show - "Shaving off my Muff"
WCAU Anchor Lori Wilson reads and email about shaving off her muff. She has no idea what that means. This has been heard many times on the Howard Stern.
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Gina Carano vs. Kaitlan Young - Elite XC
Gina Carano, aka Crush from American Gladiators, takes on Kaitlan Young in the Elite XC, before the Kimbo fight. This was by far the best fight I saw all night, and Kaitlan Young gets one of the biggest knots on her face I've ever seen.
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This is an enhanced version of the "-Jeff Peckman alien video-". Evidence suggests this video is a FAKE and is NOT the video Jeff Peckman is talking about.
You probably know more than I do about this. All I did was use the video tools I know how to use to enhance the poor quality low bandwidth video that I was given to work with. I used a LOT of gamma stretching and sharpening to pull the face up out of the video noise and darkness which is why the video is grainy.
This is NOT my video so don't complain to me! All I did was ENHANCE it to better show what it contains.
UPDATE: The Denver Post declared this video to be a FAKE in a news story posted 05/30/2008 04:48:16 PM MDT. They show an image taken from the '-REAL-' video shot by Stan Romanek in Nebraska that appears to show a head peeping above a windowsill. You can also see the inside of the house reflected in the glass. That window is NOT the window shown in this video!!!
Viral Video of the Day (6/1/08)
ENHANCED Denver Colorado Jeff Peckman FAKE Alien Video
This is an enhanced version of the "-Jeff Peckman alien video-". Evidence suggests this video is a FAKE and is NOT the video Jeff Peckman is talking about.You probably know more than I do about this. All I did was use the video tools I know how to use to enhance the poor quality low bandwidth video that I was given to work with. I used a LOT of gamma stretching and sharpening to pull the face up out of the video noise and darkness which is why the video is grainy.
This is NOT my video so don't complain to me! All I did was ENHANCE it to better show what it contains.
UPDATE: The Denver Post declared this video to be a FAKE in a news story posted 05/30/2008 04:48:16 PM MDT. They show an image taken from the '-REAL-' video shot by Stan Romanek in Nebraska that appears to show a head peeping above a windowsill. You can also see the inside of the house reflected in the glass. That window is NOT the window shown in this video!!!
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