Yankees Sign Billy Crystal

We now know of at least one baseball player who isn't doing HGH! USA Today reports that the New York Yankees have signed actor Billy Crystal to a one-day, minor league contract with the New York Yankees and play in Thursday's exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Gee, it must be so great to be famous. I mean come on, he's actually playing a game with the Yankees? The New York freakin Yankees? They couldn't find a sick kid or something along those lines? Is Spike Lee going to get a similar deal with the Knicks? I heard in an attempt to compete, the New York Mets are signing City Slickers co-star Daniel Stern, but he might actually make their regular season roster!