Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes

10. If Chuck Norris went to another planet, the atmosphere would adapt to him.

9. Chuck Norris' nationality is Chuck Norris.

8. Chuck Norris is bi-sexual. He doesn't like dudes or anything, he just counts as a third gender.

7. Chuck Norris is not a sports fan. Sports is a Chuck Norris fan.

6. Chuck Norris is so intense, heroin made him hyper.

5. Chuck Norris modeled his entire fighting style after Chuck Norris.

4. There are now festivals where bands gather to see Chuck Norris.

3. When Chuck Norris was a baby, he nursed his mother.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't have to try to come up with Chuck Norris jokes, he instead forces idiots on the web to do so.

1. When Chuck Norris' wife ruined dinner, he kicked her in the face.

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